Monday, May 27, 2013

Jabrill Peppers

Primary Reaction to Jabrill Peppers commitment to Michigan:

FUUCCKKKKKK YEAAAA

Given 5 stars by 247ScoutESPN, & Rivals.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Bruins v. Leafs Game 3

Bruins v. Leafs Game 3 Thoughts

The top line has arrived. Lucic-Krejci-Horton has carried this team offensively, and it couldn't have come at a better time. I have complained all year about Lucic and Horton, saying they should look to move Lucic in the offseason, and that they should let Horton walk as a UFA. It's still early in the playoffs, but so far I am eating crow. 


Tuesday, April 16, 2013

A Patriot's Day Tragedy

Warning, this is a long blog post.

I wanted to start this blog because it would give me a forum to say what I thought about the sports teams I love, and sometimes hate. I honestly didn't care if we had any readers because I just enjoy writing about sports. Today I'm going to write about something more important than sports.

For those of you who don't know much about me, or where I grew up, I'll try to explain why Patriot's Day is so important for me and the people from Eastern Massachusetts. I grew up in Hopkinton, where the Marathon starts. In fact, I grew up about 100 yards from the starting line. For me, spring didn't begin in mid-March. Spring began on Patriot's Day. It was Spring Break in school, when our little, insignificant town would be flooded with people from around the world. I remember getting woken up by helicopters in the early morning. I remember walking with my friends to the common to buy food. I remember Conor's marathon day parties. I remember standing along Main Street to watch the start.

Some of my greatest memories are from that day. I remember watching Mark Loretta hit a walk off dinger over the Monster with Christian. I also remember when I was in first grade getting in trouble that day and blaming it on one of my friends. Patriot's day is when I learned the importance of loyalty to your friends. I'm sorry if you're reading this, and it seems like a long-winded piece about me. It is just about how much the Marathon has meant to me for the past 21 years, and why yesterday hit so hard.

The bombing of innocent civilians in Boston certainly had an effect on me. I cannot even begin to imagine the effect it had, and is having, on those who lost loved ones, or who were themselves injured. I thank God that no one I know or love was hurt. I had friends who had just finished, and some who were about 50 yards away.

Whoever did this, and as of writing this, there has been no information on who it was, didn't hurt my friends or family. They did hurt a city that I love. Did they think that the city would be torn by chaos? That Boston would cease to function? That the people of Boston and Massachusetts wouldn't rally around each other? If that's what they thought then they don't know that city.

People from the area around Boston are not the friendliest people around. There are no fake smiles, and we will not hesitate to drive aggressively, but the people I grew up around are not the kind to take this act of terror and cower in fear. Yesterday we saw tons of people, police, fire and regular people, rush to help those hurt. They knew that there might have been more bombs. The terrorist had already shown that they had two, but that didn't matter. What mattered was that Boylston was stained with innocent blood.

I hope that this gives you some insight into why the attack yesterday wasn't just a bomb that killed a few people, and injured a few hundred. Yesterday was an attack on a sacred day in Eastern Massachusetts. I hear people like Juan Cole say that we should pay more attention to things like the bombings in Baghdad because more people died. Yes, 50 people were killed in Baghdad and we don't talk about that. It is horrible. I believe that killing innocent civilians is always reprehensible no matter who does it, and who they are. However, it is impossible for the attack in Boston to hit us harder. I love that city. I walk down those streets. Patriot's day is a special day for everyone from Massachusetts.

I know I rambled on a bit here, but what's the point of having a blog if you can't write about something important. So remember and honor the people who ran towards the carnage. God has blessed Boston with some amazing people, and I count myself blessed to have grown up in that exceptional part of America. I left for a little while for school, but can't wait to get back to being grumpy with my people. I know when I get home in 3 weeks I'll appreciate that city just a bit more.


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

"Gram Takes Shots Probability Factor" explained.

I've come up with a new way to measure the excitability of games: the "Gram Takes Shots Probability Factor."

Given a Michigan win (any sport), the factor will hypothetically consider the game happened on a Friday night, with nothing for him to do on Saturday (and no PT test the following Monday.) The scale will range from .0 to 2.0.

Explained:
0.0 = no way in hell.
1.0 = he'll take shots.
1.5 = he's going out to party.
2.0= he's going out to party, but not just party, he's also going to have subs. It's going to be crazy.
(Subs, explained.)

Gram and I may read mgoblog too much. We bought shirts.


I will predict the probability of a game, and also give a probability recap after the game.

E.G.
Syracuse G.T.S.P. prediction: 0.8

Kansas G.T.S.P. recap: 1.0 (he pulled out the Woodford Reserve.)

2012 MSU Football game G.T.S.P. recap: 1.5 (he partied 'til 11:30. That crazy bastard. But not crazy enough to have subs.)

Michigan wins national championship G.T.S.P. prediction: 2.0. FIREEEHOUSEEEEE! SMOKEHOUSE BEEF & CHEDDAR BRISKET!!! Not that pussy little 8" shit either, I'm talking footlongs. We'll go all the way past the county line to get those subs if we have to.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

UM Elite 8

STAUSKAS!!!! 6/6 from the three point arc. Dome effect is irrelevant.

Spike Albrecht goes HAM. Sick nasty steal and helicopter-levitating layup. Its always nice to see him play well.

Vogrich hits a sick three. McLimans plays!!!

Syracuse prediction after the break

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Bruins Thoughts 3/19

 Bruins Thoughts



The only word I can find to describe how I feel about the Bruins at this time is eh. They lack scoring depth, D has been porous more than in the past, and Rask lets in some soft goals. They aren't as physical, or as structured as the past. In spite of this, they are still only 1 point behind Montreal. There are some promising, and not so promising things about this team.


Sunday, March 10, 2013

UM vs. Indiana BBALL

FINAL: Indiana 72, Michigan 71

Two things:
Rebound and hit free throws.

Jordan Morgan, man am I glad he's on this team.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

U-M vs. Indiana BBALL

Indiana 81, Michigan 73.

There's no need for panic here. The tough Indiana squad, led by Zeller and Oladipo, was playing at home, with a chance to beat the number one team in the country. Take away two runs (one at the start of the game and one in the later part of the seconde half) and its a whole new ball game.

However, a couple of things about this game made me a bit nervous. In big games like this, our freshmen cannot disappear. Stauskas did finish with 10 points, but shot 1-5 from three. If he connects on two more of those, this would've been a whole new ball game. Also, GRIII needs to score more than two points. That's simply unacceptable.

Morgan appeared in the game, but only played two minutes. His defensive presence would've helped contained Zeller. Hopefully his injury doesn't keep him out for much longer, since we got Ohio State coming up on Tuesday.

But enough of the negatives. Burke's and Hardaway's play was outstanding. To see the leaders of this squad step up and score 25 and 18 points respectively shows signs of hope for the numerous big games left on the schedule.

McGary played well, especially considering he was matched up with Zeller for most of the game. He finished with seven boards and ten points.

When Indiana comes to Michigan, I think the game will be a little different. Morgan will most likely be healthy, thus preventing Zeller from having as dominating of a performance. I feel as though Stauskas and GRIII learned from this game, and will not be so nerved next time. If Burke, Hardaway, and McGary have similar games, then Michigan will not suffer the same fate as its reverse fixture.

Monday, January 28, 2013

UM vs. Illinois (BBALL)

Jordan Morgan left the game early with an ankle injury, leaving McGary as the only big man to have seen significant action this year.

But the other big fellas stepped up.

Horford stepped up and put up a respectable 7 points, along with grabbing 4 boards. Bielfeldt got to play! He had a nice basket underneath and did a fine job of getting to the foul line.

Horford and Bielfeldt revealed something I haven't yet noticed this year: depth. Note that this Illinois team is not a bad team. They won their first 12 games, and beat Ohio State by 19 points. Bielfeldt and Horford performed well against a solid Big Ten squad.

Besides depth, the most important thing to take away from this game is #1 RANKING!

Michigan is #1 for the first time since 1992. Whether or not they deserve it does not detract from its significance. The utter disappointment I've experienced with this program is over. Michigan will maintain its status as a contender for (at least) the immediate upcoming years. Hardaway and Burke are likely to leave for the draft next year, but they leave behind a solid freshman class led by GRIII and Stauskas.

Speaking of Stauskas...

STAUSKAS OVERRATED AND ONE-DIMENSIONAL PLAYER WATCH FOR SAM:
14 points (2nd on the team)
6/10 shooting (That's 60%, Sam) (Also: note only 2 of those makes came beyond the arc)
2 assists and...
1 solid block
One Dimensional Player right?
Fuck you, Sam.

Bruins v Hurricanes Preview

Bruins v Hurricanes Preview

The Bruins are traveling to Carolina to face the Hurricanes tonight. The Canes are the definition of mediocrity. They have 4 points in 4 games, and a goal differential of -2. Despite this, the Bruins cannot look past tonight.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

UM v WMU Long Ass Recap

UM v WMU Recap, but mostly random shit


 This post will be my thoughts on the second WMU game combined with thoughts on the season. The game was a pretty good representation of the season as a whole. Basically, these will be my random thoughts on the game.


In Another Opinion...

Gram listed his opinion of the teams we cover, so I'll give mine in a nutshell:

Michigan Football: Shane Morris + Derrick Green + Kalis + more badass linemen = a future offense that has as much hype as Henne, Hart, Long, and Manningham. Hopefully they'll live up to expectations better than their predecessors.

Michigan Basketball: Most athletic team in years. This is the best squad I can remember (all 8 years or so I've been aware of their play).  They are still fairly young, but this freshman class is the best since the fab 5. That said, their youth often becomes a factor when they play. In order for this to be our year, they are going to have to cut down on the mistakes quickly, especially with how talented the Big Ten is this year. Beat Sparty and OSU please.

Michigan Hockey: Luckily, the year I got season tickets this team is having one of its worst years ever.

My Opinion on Teams Right Now

People may have interest on what we think of certain teams.

Bruins: Bigger and Badder than any wanna be, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' prankstas

Patriots: Perfection when winning super bowls. Now, the Pats are the Colts. Hopefully Spikes, Hightower, Jones, and the rest can bring back the glory days.

Red Sox: Bunch a' money grubbin whores

Secondary Reaction to Derrick Green's Commitment

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Here's a video of the 6'0" 220 Ib. tailback:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnqHt5zzTOI

I'll take a 5-star power back any day of the week. Get big Blue.

Think about this: Derrick Green running behind Kyle Kalis for at least 3 years. This calls for an MGoBlog term to appropriately celebrate the occasion: MANBALL!

Immediate Reaction to Derrick Green

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!

Further Introduction

Along with Jeremy, I will be covering Michigan Football.  I will also cover Michigan basketball and do weekly recruiting recaps. From time to time, I will cover Detroit sports. For Detroit, I will usually complain about the Lions and Pistons, and use this emoticon- :/ when Ilitch signs washed up 37 year olds to 26 million dollar contracts.

If you came here to read about the Red Wings, don't bother reading any more. I only watch the Red Wings during the playoffs (Pseudo-Hockeytown pride FTW). Don't bother asking Jeremy about the Red Wings. He'll tell you all about their Euro-trash style of play and send you back a six paragraph essay boasting about the superiority of the Bruin's physicality. 

If you came here to read about the Boston Celtics, well we both hate the Celtics. End of story.

Hope you enjoy our mediocre to sub-par analysis of Boston, Detroit, and Michigan sports.

Thoughts On Tyler Seguin's Slow Start

Much has been made about Tyler Seguin having 1 point in the first 4 games. Some say he doesn't battle in the corners enough, but I don't think that is it. Obviously I am not an expert, but it seems like he isn't assertive enough. How many times has he been the guy carrying the puck deep in the zone? On the powerplay, how often does he walk off the half wall to rip a shot?

I think the adjustment from Switzerland is having an impact. Over there, him and Patrick Kane were the guys. Here, it seems like he is deferring to Bergeron. Bergeron may be awesome, but he does not have the offensive skill of Seguin. Seguin should set the tempo for that line. I also think the adjustment back to wing has been tough for Seguin. In Switzerland he played center, and excelled. Now he is asked to move back to wing. He is going down low more often in the defensive zone (where the center plays), and doesn't seem as comfortable carrying the puck up the wing as he down the middle.

Seguin is an incredible talent, and he will turn it around, but with no production from the 3rd line, the Bruins need to get scoring from their best offensive player.

Bruins Recap. The Week that Was.

One week in the books. The Bruins are 3-0-1. Awesome, but outside of the first game against the Rangers, they haven't played great in any game.

Rangers (1/19)
Great opening performance by the team. They were surprisingly sharp. Lucic showed those of us who thought he would be fat, that he is ready for the season. Overall, I loved the physicality of the Bruins. They punished the Rangers in a game that seemed more like a game 1 of the divisional playoffs, rather than game 1 of the regular season.

Thrashers (fake Jets) (1/21)
As with most matinees, the Bruins were sluggish. However, they still grabbed 2 points, and that is most important. But they should dominate shitty teams, and they didn't do that. The big takeaway out of that game is that I never want to see Aaron Johnson play hockey again. He had a "hit" against Fat Fuck Byfuglien, but that was more Byfuglien tripping.

Rangers (1/23)
What the hell were the Bruins doing in the first period. Did they think they were playing the Thrashers or Islanders. The defense was atrocious. Chara looked lost. I have no clue what Mcquaid was doing on the 2nd goal. Luckily, Tuukka is nasty. They did not deserve a point, but they got one. Defensive performances like that from a team that prides itself on defense cannot happen consistently.

Islanders (1/25)
Boring game. That's about all I can say about that. Except that Lucic can punch. Also, holy shit can Dougie Hamilton pass. Kid has looked really sharp since midway through the first Rangers game. Hopefully he can continue to improve in the defensive zone, but I have been surprised by his physicality.

Overall, a good week, but the Bruins need to be better when good teams come to town.

Introduction

This Blog is something me and Sutton decided we want to try. We both love UM sports, and spend enough time talking about it, so why not throw it up online. I'll also write about Boston sports, and Sutton may hit Detroit stuff.